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while(!brain.isExhausted())
{ code.write(); bugs.create(); bugs.fix(); }

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That's "Hi" in my native language.

Greetings! I'm a Software Engineer turning "undefined" into "defined" one variable at a time.

The site is approximately this far along:

When not fighting with CSS, I'm probably:

• - 💼 Working 9 to 5 with the passion of a company owner
• - 🐛 Creating bugs then heroically fixing them
• - 💤 Debugging in my dreams (seriously, it happens)
• - 🔍 Googling error messages I've never seen before
• - 🔄 Restarting my computer to see if that fixes the problem
• - 📚 Reading documentation as a last resort
• - 🙏 Praying to the Stack Overflow gods for wisdom
• - 🏃‍♂️ Running away from legacy code I wrote last year
• - 🤝 Negotiating with my IDE about auto-completion suggestions
• - 🧩 Trying to remember what that brilliant code idea was before it vanished
• - 🔮 Predicting which line will throw the next exception
• - 🎮 "Researching" game mechanics during my breaks
• - 🧘‍♂️ Practicing deep breathing when git conflicts shows up
• - 🎭 Pretending I knew what that error meant all along
• - 🧪 Experimenting with code that should work but doesn't

Yes, Markdown: My Second Language

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Come back when this progress bar reaches 100% (no ETA available)

(or once I decide "done is better than perfect")